I came across this terrific site today, where you can see heaps of Australian art, like the one I chose for you here. Isn't it excellent?

I know you're looking for something to brighten up your home and think there must be something here. The works are originals and really good value and there's even a 30 day money back guarantee!
You won't get that from that gallery down the road from you.

You should try to get Bill to buy you one of the Click Art Gallery gift certificates for your birthday next month.